Bird up

Hey gents and gentleladies, glad you're here at the website! Needs some work but here are the bullet points.

- I have a new album called "Bearable", Spotify it, or iTunes it or get yourself a nice physical copy.

- I was lucky enough to do the Comedy Central Half Hour this year. Again, iTunes it. It's like $2.

- I've been writing, seeing friends and watching a ton of amazing Marvel tv shows. A-mazing. 

- I also performed on the Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail. I'm like a thing.

- Seriously, listen to my album.

- Stand up has never been more fun.

- I'm running a new LA weekly Sunday show with my comedy life partners Andy Haynes and Nina Tarr at Tenants of the Trees 8pm 2808 Hyperion Ave. Let's start hanging. 

So other than that, I will add the finer details but follow me on twitter and I always post about what's upcoming. I look forward to new fans and I welcome all haters to trial by combat ūüėė


Conan and New Album

I did an absurd thing and did a set on Conan last friday and then recorded and album that very night. It was one of the best day of my life. Scheduling wise, I was a ball of nerves for about three weeks leading up to it. I just cleaned all the notes in apartment I had set up so I could be running both. But I couldn't be happier with how both went! An amazing audience came out to the BEARABLE album taping and it was such a fun night of positivity, pizza, and beer! I think it will come out in January-February with A Special Thing Records so look out for it.  Also, I will also say, performing on Conan's show has been a lifelong dream of mine and one of the few comedy milestones I really cared about. Now I retire to the Yukon wilds, never to return to society.

My Conan set airs the 20th on TBS at 11pm!

* EDIT: Here ya go

Comedy and Life

All I can say is great things are happening right now, and I can't talk about any one of them yet.

But, since the last time I updated I was on Last Comic Standing on NBC and performed on Adam Devine's House Party on Comedy Central. I also performed at the Gilda's Laughfest and the Miami Comedy Central Festival. Which are all great things I loved doing.

But I need more of an update so let's talk about life.

It's been an interesting couple of years,  stand up and writing have been getting better with work becoming steadier. The biggest transition is I lost 120 pounds about a year ago after a year of diet and exercise. I know that number is high, but what can I say, it happened. I gained that amount of weight in about four years, and let's just say I was always more of an indoor kid, so I wasn't a STRONG fat guy. I was a weak fat guy, the worst kind. Strong fat guys get cool nicknames like "Ox" or "Tank", people usually called me "Sweaty". Half the battle of weight loss as anyone larger knows, is dealing with depression, only recently have I tried to actually get a handle on it. Contrary to popular belief, most fat people aren't jolly. After talking with comics openly about my experiences, I found depression is something most comedians deal with and do not talk about. This time in my life has been about changing and trying my best, and feeling the difference.  I can really tell you guys the benefits of taking life head on. Of course, I still feel intense cynicism to the world sometimes like a lot of people, but you can also decide to be positive to yourself and I've found that positivity breeds positivity. You just have to start. I just say that to anyone reading who maybe feels like I did. Anyway, enough sentimentality, onwards and upwards!


...Still Good

Hey everybody! Um... some more updates? Here they are! 

I was named one of the Top Comics to Watch, separately, by both Comedy Central and LA Weekly. So . . . watch me? Well, it's seriously an honor and I'm happy and blah blah blah. Links supplied below. Other than that all I can say is good things continue to happen that I can't fully talk about till they happen for sure, but I'm optimistic. 

Things Are Good

Well, it's been a while but here's the good stuff. I worked as a writer on season 2 of Loiter Squad on Adult Swim, and I will be appearing in a sketch whenever that gets around to airing. I started writing for Upload With Shaq on TruTv and will be coming back to write for season 3 of Ridiculousness. Plus doing some side writing for some web stuff not sure when I can talk about it. I'm still performing around Los Angeles and got flown out to perform in the Ottawa Comedy Explosion, which if you live near Ottawa, holy shit go to it next year. And lastly I got written up in this nice article on of the top comics in 2012. Esquire is like a classy Maxim, so please wear a monocle when you take off your pants. I'm very humbled by all the great opportunities and nice things people have said and done for me. I've been getting a lot of kind words about the album, I appreciate everyone downloading it! The results have been great!